Blagojevich

note to the former governor:

you're pathetic. stop going on every t.v. show and just fade off into the distance. you are a disgrace to public office and if you genuinely were not violating any ethical standards then prove that in court, not on the view.

note to david letterman:

you've lost your zing in the last few years but it always comes back around when you get to confront someone. it may be time to retire from late night and get a show on a news network where you call people out. you could be the bill o'riley of moderates.